Cell Block-JS3174

Who's in charge?

2008-10-08T11:06:00.000-07:00

Not sure who is the leader of this trio of ex-invesment bankers

Dekalb Co. Jail Upgrades.

2008-10-02T06:04:00.001-07:00

Looks like they got the wind machine installed...

Hopefully, they will have the budget to finish all of the projects planned for the jail intake area. Here's a sneak peak of the design:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6uChtN8YcU

DEAD MEAT.

2008-10-02T06:02:00.001-07:00

Mugs from this week.

2008-10-02T05:47:00.000-07:00

...not get a license.

Obviously traumatized/ distraught. Brought in for being drunk in public. They should have a different category for charging folks who are that wasted...to the point where you have cracked your head and blood is dripping all over the place.
LK thought this guy looked like he was covered in gravy, I think it looks like dried oatmeal. Whatever it was, he sure looked pretty satisfied with it...

Oh my gosh!!! I just had a surprise sneeze attack and a wayward snotball hit my computer screen. Anyway, the funny part is that it landed directly over the top of gravy/oatmeal guy...but I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE until I navigated away from the page. Holy!

More mugs from the hooker haul.

2008-09-26T09:53:00.000-07:00

MAJOR slut bust in Dekalb Co.

2008-09-26T09:49:00.000-07:00

Laying of the hands.

2008-09-25T11:56:00.000-07:00

I have no idea what this is really about, but I think it has something to do with snake-handling and speaking in toungues and all.

Gwinnett, you better check yourself...

2008-09-25T07:01:00.000-07:00

Arrested for 'Urban' Camping.

The last time I checked, Gwinnett County was on the edge of the friggin' earth...and it certainly doesn't look or feel like an urban environment. Oh, and there are far fewer day-to-day possibilities (one major ingredient to making great urban spaces) in a suburb, no matter how far it will go to simulate the life/vibrancy of a city...

Gwinnett, you have got to be sh*tting me.

Cell Block Regular

2008-09-25T06:58:00.000-07:00

Been there.

http://cb-js3174.blogspot.com/2008/05/minor-load-hookers-2nd-trip-to-cell.html

Done that.

http://cb-js3174.blogspot.com/2008/03/major-load-of-sex-related-loitering.html

Wah Ji Eun Han

2008-09-25T06:53:00.000-07:00

Sorry, Ji Eun Han, but don't do the crime if you don't wanna do the time...

Who does this look like?

2008-09-23T06:22:00.000-07:00

PAR-TAYYYY!!!

2008-09-23T06:16:00.000-07:00

Funny-looking Suburbanites.

2008-09-23T06:11:00.000-07:00

Have the suburbs become so insular over the past 50 years that they have evolved into a new species?

Payday is today!!!

2008-09-22T06:13:00.000-07:00

power of prayer.
yes we can.
charged with prowling.
tiny man had a tiny unregistered concealed weapon.

So anyway, I got paid today, y'all. Woohoo for me!

YEE-HAW!!!

2008-09-22T06:12:00.001-07:00

DAR!

2008-09-19T06:17:00.000-07:00

ATL. PIRATES

I love hot...

2008-09-18T19:44:00.000-07:00

GD! I wish I could see the rest of his shirt...what on earth does this thug love hot???

Real Thug

2008-09-17T11:06:00.000-07:00

I would love to see a reality show that features this foursome sharing an apartment (only the apartment would be just like a jail cell).

Introducing YOUR Atlanta Falcons.

2008-09-17T10:59:00.000-07:00

Q. What does Lawyer Milloy do to ease the pain of a tough road loss to a division opponent?

A. Goes straight to Pink Pony South, the Body Tap and Tattletales...and drives home loaded (or unloaded, depending on how you look at it).

THEY CRIMINALS!!!

2008-09-16T14:20:00.000-07:00

No FRIGGIN' wonder Statewide Wrecker knew that my girl's stolen car was in the bushes...THEY CRIMINALS!

What a great way to start a Labor Day Weekend!!!

2008-08-28T06:04:00.000-07:00

I totally agree, my incarcerated friend. It 'tis the season 4Beaver.

New Favorite...

2008-07-18T12:27:00.000-07:00

meet JOHNNY HARVEY DAVIS

he was brought in for obstructing an officer and when he was brought in for his mugshot, he magically turned in to a few rings, some loose change and around-the-town money, a watch, a mobile phone and and Ipod. Dekalb Police obviously didn't understand the power of this individual.

A night to remember.

2008-06-23T05:57:00.000-07:00

I think this must have something to do with the solstice...too glorious to be a coincidence.

Big smiles. Tongue wagging. Gang signs flashing. You gotta friggin' love Midsummer...

Dude, you are no Mary Katherine.

2008-06-12T07:47:00.000-07:00

Not even close:

Skank Drill Team arrested

2008-06-12T07:42:00.001-07:00

Critique- they need 2 things:

1. Sparkles
2. Synchronicity

XXX Topless Nude Sex Sex Sex

2008-06-12T07:33:00.000-07:00

Nipples, people.

Looking back at past shirtless posts, I did not see any nipples. So, this little gem is a cell block first...and it will serve as a much-needed point of departure for this blog: No more shirtless pics (unless there is something to report...like nipples)!

The Stranglehold.

2008-06-10T09:34:00.000-07:00

After the suplex, this is my favorite moves in all of sports. I envy the folks who can use this on an everyday, professional basis.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strangling#Manual_strangulation

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suplex

Giant June expressions

2008-06-09T06:24:00.000-07:00

So happy about June.

2008-06-09T06:22:00.000-07:00

June expressions 3

2008-06-09T06:20:00.000-07:00

June expressions 2

2008-06-09T06:14:00.000-07:00

June expressions.

2008-06-09T06:11:00.000-07:00

Well, it has been really hot.

2008-06-09T06:04:00.000-07:00

More and more...

2008-06-09T06:02:00.000-07:00

More shirtless June

2008-06-09T06:00:00.000-07:00

A shirtless start to June

2008-06-09T05:56:00.000-07:00

Mugshot exuberance.

2008-06-05T06:01:00.000-07:00

awww-yeeeaaah.

Jail is ADA compliant.

2008-06-05T05:58:00.000-07:00

It's good to see that our law enforcement system is blind (heh heh, pun intended) to disabilities.

Who doesn't love twins?

2008-06-05T05:53:00.000-07:00

...Unless those twins are double the trouble.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KhsZzduLJ8

http://asmalldoseofreality.bloghi.com/2008/01/12/barbi-twins-separated-at-birth-met-and-married.html

Bikini waxing season is here!

2008-06-04T05:47:00.000-07:00

Operating a personal care service establishment without a business license.
Brazilian wax in a dark alley anyone?

Just kidding, y'all...he was drunk last night + woke up all his neighbors.

Weak night for shirtless arrests.

2008-06-04T05:45:00.001-07:00

More and more skin, folks.

2008-06-03T10:28:00.000-07:00

Skin.

2008-06-03T10:25:00.000-07:00

http://cb-js3174.blogspot.com/2008/05/no-shirt-1.html

Dreds guy has been in the cell block before (with no shirt).

Shirtlessness knows no gender boundaries.

2008-06-03T10:23:00.000-07:00

No Shirts in Bush's sagging economy.

2008-06-03T10:21:00.000-07:00

1980s

2008-06-03T10:19:00.000-07:00

...they just wanna have fun.

on coke.

Beauty + the beauty + the beauty + the beast.

2008-06-03T10:16:00.000-07:00

You REALLY gotta hand it to him...

2008-06-03T10:15:00.000-07:00

You gotta hand it to them...

2008-06-03T10:13:00.001-07:00

Member of Geek Squad...BUSTED.

2008-05-29T07:55:00.000-07:00

FALSE STATEMENTS/WRITINGS- CONCEALMENT OF FACTS

Finally, the cops are doing something about ridiculous return policies and consumer-gouging restocking fees.

Oh my, again: Hooker's 2nd trip to the Cell Block

2008-05-29T07:43:00.000-07:00

She was brought in last March:
http://cb-js3174.blogspot.com/2008/03/major-load-of-sex-related-loitering.html

It scares me that I'm starting to recognize faces.

New all-time favorite.

2008-05-28T06:41:00.000-07:00

I can't tell you how much I love this one...you can really tell what she is thinking in this shot.

...I suppose this is one of those situations where the picture only says two words.

Mug of the Week.

2008-05-23T14:31:00.001-07:00

The law.

Hair Fun Couple

2008-05-23T14:29:00.000-07:00

Hair Fun

2008-05-23T14:26:00.000-07:00

Big + chillin' hair and big hair in the way

New PhotoTech. - On the job training.

2008-05-23T14:23:00.000-07:00

Look left. Right. Left. Oops.

It must be gettin' hot in the ATL.

2008-05-23T14:22:00.000-07:00

Pleasure and Pain - Part 2

2008-05-23T14:18:00.000-07:00

Pleasure and Pain - Part 1

2008-05-23T14:15:00.000-07:00

Which one of these folks is not smiling on the inside?

These fellas would give you the shirts off their backs.

2008-05-23T14:14:00.000-07:00

More hand dancing

2008-05-15T18:07:00.000-07:00

Tiny Crazy Fresh Dopey

2008-05-15T18:06:00.000-07:00

All-Metro TImeless Artform Can't

2008-05-15T18:04:00.000-07:00

Tarzan and shirtless Jane

2008-05-15T18:03:00.000-07:00

No shirt 3

2008-05-15T18:01:00.000-07:00

Shirtless

2008-05-15T17:58:00.000-07:00

No Shirt

2008-05-15T17:57:00.001-07:00

Hand Dancers in the Dekalb Pokey.

2008-04-25T05:33:00.000-07:00

This is my favorite form of dance. Look at the passion on their faces and in their hands.

You will see what I'm talking about in this 90's buzz-ballad:
Fuel-guy hand dances and sings songs about hands.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM6_Jlk6Reg

2 torn shirts and a 'fro.

2008-04-23T11:21:00.001-07:00

Jail Expressions (say it all).

2008-04-23T11:19:00.000-07:00

Heeeeyyyyy!

2008-04-23T11:16:00.000-07:00

Back again.

2008-04-23T11:12:00.000-07:00

Probation Violation. Fool likes in there, I guess.

Looks like he got a hair cut. I need to do that pretty soon too.

Battery 2

2008-04-08T18:26:00.000-07:00

Fabulous hair attacked by male-pattern baldness. Poor, poor fella.

Battery

2008-04-08T18:24:00.000-07:00

Folks, never attack a skunk.

Sabado pelo award runner-up (3 way tie).

2008-04-07T18:41:00.001-07:00

Disorderly conduct in a Buford Highway Great Clips.

Saturday night hair award.

2008-04-07T18:38:00.001-07:00

His car may have swerved. He may have even been driving the wrong way down the highway. The hair stayed absolutely perfect.

Whodunit?

2008-04-07T18:36:00.000-07:00

He did it. No, he did it. I did it, b*tch.

Criminal Trespass.

2008-04-07T18:32:00.000-07:00

Learning what happens when you trespass on the wrong property...ouch.

My Favorite (so far).

2008-03-14T06:41:00.000-07:00

I like this guy. He knows that he did something wrong + and something tells me that he doesn't give a F*ck. Actually, let me take that back...he does give a F*ck - This guy takes great pride in his sins.

Sin boldly, my friend.

Friday Mugs.

2008-03-08T11:51:00.001-08:00

Suburban sprawl.

(Fart)

Thurs. Mugs.

2008-03-08T07:50:00.000-08:00

The Mummy 2
Lance Bass' bro.
Sniff sniff.

It was a fantastic hair night in Gwinnett Co.

A major load of sex related loitering.

2008-03-08T07:28:00.001-08:00

Ever since I've lived in Atlanta, I've been in neighborhoods that have prostitutes working and living in the immediate vicinity. I suppose that means that I'm poor, the neighborhoods are diverse or that I like hookers. Regardless of the reason, I've seen them all and I have to say that this gaggle probably made for a pretty interesting paddy-wagon ride.

She looks pretty suburban normal for a hooker. She's still got that angst scowl instead of the typical hooker look of hopelessness. Looks like she's new to the profession.

Still pretty normal looking. Although, she has a bit more crazy look. Less fresh for sure.

Geez, this one could go either way. She's been doing this long enough to have that hooker stare.

Been around and around the block.

Seriously, folks...

Oh my.

Wedneday Mugs 2.

2008-03-08T07:23:00.000-08:00

The Mummy.
Red.
Left side neglect.
Mas pelo fabuloso.
Sneaky, sneaky.

Wednesday Mugs.

2008-03-08T06:44:00.000-08:00

fly away...
WAH.

Take if off baby...
<-----looks like his wish was granted (censored boobie).

Ah, F*ck.
F*CK WAH!

Mug of the Day - Tuesday.

2008-03-05T19:41:00.000-08:00

AWESOME BLOSSOM.

I wonder if he has that tangy dip stashed away up there.

The real thing or a cheap rasta imitation?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chili

http://www.recipezaar.com/59628

Grab bag.

2008-03-05T19:28:00.000-08:00

The helping hand of the law - To Protect, Serve and Orient Faces Toward the Camera (with protective gloves)
Eye love that streak, bro.

Sars brought the mask from his jail kit.

Evidently, you don't have to wear a shirt to receive service in this establishment.

Here comes Pat!
Semi-Pro.

Cry babies.

2008-03-05T19:24:00.000-08:00

B O O - H O O.

these 4 need to take some cues from smug guy:

or, from happy people:

Birthday mugs 6

2008-03-02T20:01:00.000-08:00

Pelo fabuloso...

Guess what I did.

Birthday mugs V

2008-03-02T19:55:00.000-08:00

What are those streaks in your hair? Sex-related loitering.

B-day mugs 4

2008-03-02T19:50:00.000-08:00

Lost lunch. (Public Drunkeness. Evidence on shirt.)

Birthday mugs 3

2008-03-02T19:48:00.000-08:00

Wheeeeeee! Criminal Tresspassing is such great fun! Hi Mom.

B-day Mugs 2

2008-03-02T19:47:00.001-08:00

Failure to fully appear.

Birthday Mugs!

2008-03-02T19:45:00.001-08:00

Boo-hoo. Wah. Busted for shoplifting. Sniff. Sniff.

Friday's Mug of the Day

2008-03-01T16:07:00.001-08:00

Loitering. Unregistered Stink Eye.

Thursday's Mug II

2008-02-29T05:52:00.001-08:00

Rebellious son of Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer - brought in for Georgia Motorcycle Helmet Law violation.

Here's a Helmet that friggin' rocks: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8pyBZevUFQ

Thursday's Mug I

2008-02-29T05:35:00.000-08:00

Encyclopedia Fraud.

Personal note:
Seeing this d-bag in commercials drove me nuts as a kid. The Brittanica guy was the first person I ever wanted to strangle.

See for yourself:

http://thetravisty.com/Nostalgic_Stuff/wmv/Encyclopedia_Britannica_Boy.htm

Now, don't you want to dislocate his mandibula?

Wednesday's Mug of the Day II

2008-02-28T06:06:00.000-08:00

...living the good Life on Mars. The euphemism for pokey becomes oh-so-relevant here.

Something tells me that this guy will enjoy his stay...WAIT! Upon further review: He is really a she.
So, I suppose that changes my previous supposition a bit: Something tells me that this girl will enjoy her stay.

Androgyny can be so confusing.

Wednesday's Mug of the Day - Hey Chef!

2008-02-28T05:44:00.000-08:00

Hello, children.
or
Shaft!
dun-nuh-nuh, duh-nuh-nuh, duh-nuh-nuh, duh
dun-nuh-nuh, duh-nuh-nuh, duh-nuh-nuh, duh
dun-nuh-nuh, duh-nuh-nuh, duh-nuh-nuh, duh
+ repeat a few more times, I think.
Shaft!

More Wednesday Mugs.

2008-02-28T05:36:00.000-08:00

More Gwinnett Militia. Suburbs (exurbs, probably in this case) are so much safer...

Wednesday's Mugs

2008-02-28T05:30:00.001-08:00

Aggravated assault, disorderly conduct, terroristic threats and harassing phone calls is hard work. Just ask these fly girls.