Thursday's Mug II

Rebellious son of Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer - brought in for Georgia Motorcycle Helmet Law violation.


Here's a Helmet that friggin' rocks: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8pyBZevUFQ

Thursday's Mug I

Encyclopedia Fraud.


Personal note:
Seeing this d-bag in commercials drove me nuts as a kid. The Brittanica guy was the first person I ever wanted to strangle.

See for yourself:

http://thetravisty.com/Nostalgic_Stuff/wmv/Encyclopedia_Britannica_Boy.htm

Now, don't you want to dislocate his mandibula?

Wednesday's Mug of the Day II

...living the good Life on Mars. The euphemism for pokey becomes oh-so-relevant here.

Something tells me that this guy will enjoy his stay...WAIT! Upon further review: He is really a she.
So, I suppose that changes my previous supposition a bit: Something tells me that this girl will enjoy her stay.

Androgyny can be so confusing.

Wednesday's Mug of the Day - Hey Chef!

Hello, children.
or
Shaft!
dun-nuh-nuh, duh-nuh-nuh, duh-nuh-nuh, duh
dun-nuh-nuh, duh-nuh-nuh, duh-nuh-nuh, duh
dun-nuh-nuh, duh-nuh-nuh, duh-nuh-nuh, duh
+ repeat a few more times, I think.
Shaft!

More Wednesday Mugs.

More Gwinnett Militia. Suburbs (exurbs, probably in this case) are so much safer...

Wednesday's Mugs

Aggravated assault, disorderly conduct, terroristic threats and harassing phone calls is hard work. Just ask these fly girls.

Tuesday's Mugs.

Ha! Big ol' Head + Big ol' Hair.
Ironically, HeadGuy was detained for an alleged Failure to Appear. Uh...huh?
HairGuy was just wasted (allegedly).

Monday Mug of the Day

I know this guy. His name is R*** and he is a white rapper. Apparently, he made a few to many harassing phone calls on Monday evening + ended up in the pokey.

A few things to note here:
1. He is a lot skinnier in person. I'm pretty sure he struggles to keep his size 28s on his waist (at about 6'2" and a buck-thirty-five...)
2. This is the first friend/acquaintance sighting on the county mug sites. Very exciting.
3. I know him through a mutual friend (who I spoke to on the phone Monday night for the first time in about six months). Strange coincidence, huh?

More of Monday's Mugs

Gwinnett Militia

Monday's Mugs

One eye down.