Thursday, September 25, 2008

Laying of the hands.


I have no idea what this is really about, but I think it has something to do with snake-handling and speaking in toungues and all.

Gwinnett, you better check yourself...


Arrested for 'Urban' Camping.
The last time I checked, Gwinnett County was on the edge of the friggin' earth...and it certainly doesn't look or feel like an urban environment. Oh, and there are far fewer day-to-day possibilities (one major ingredient to making great urban spaces) in a suburb, no matter how far it will go to simulate the life/vibrancy of a city...
Gwinnett, you have got to be sh*tting me.

Cell Block Regular


Been there.
Done that.

Wah Ji Eun Han


Sorry, Ji Eun Han, but don't do the crime if you don't wanna do the time...

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Who does this look like?


PAR-TAYYYY!!!




Funny-looking Suburbanites.



Have the suburbs become so insular over the past 50 years that they have evolved into a new species?

Monday, September 22, 2008

Payday is today!!!

power of prayer.
yes we can.
charged with prowling.
tiny man had a tiny unregistered concealed weapon.
So anyway, I got paid today, y'all. Woohoo for me!

YEE-HAW!!!


Friday, September 19, 2008

Thursday, September 18, 2008

I love hot...



GD! I wish I could see the rest of his shirt...what on earth does this thug love hot???

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Real Thug




I would love to see a reality show that features this foursome sharing an apartment (only the apartment would be just like a jail cell).

Introducing YOUR Atlanta Falcons.


Q. What does Lawyer Milloy do to ease the pain of a tough road loss to a division opponent?


A. Goes straight to Pink Pony South, the Body Tap and Tattletales...and drives home loaded (or unloaded, depending on how you look at it).

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

THEY CRIMINALS!!!


No FRIGGIN' wonder Statewide Wrecker knew that my girl's stolen car was in the bushes...THEY CRIMINALS!